FAQ
Q. Who are you and why do I care?
A. Well, we hope you care ‘cuz sugar, we love you. If you wanna know a bit more about us, visit the page called, conveniently, ABOUT US.
Q. Don’t you dislike anything?
A. Of course. Queens dislike dirt, housework, and vegetables that aren’t deep fried into submission. But we don’t like to write about things we don’t like. Which is why you’ll only find reviews for books we’d gladly lend you if we hadn’t already (a) given it to someone else we actually know, (b) returned it to the liberry, or (c) ruined the cover due to an unfortunate accident involving Betty Crocker’s Devil’s Food Cake Mix.
Q. How can I get to be a Queen?
Sugar, you don’t get to be a Queen. You either are or you aren’t. Or you really are a Queen, you just don’t know it yet (this is probably the case). Think Queenly thoughts and repeat this mantra, “What would a Queen do” whenever you are faced with a challenge, and before long your royal tendencies will blossom. If you’d like to find Queens in your area with which to mingle and drink cocktails, check out The Sweet Potato Queens of America Chapters.
Now, I feel I must do an aside here. Queenliness is all about female power and girliness. If you’re of the male persuasion and more than a little in touch with your feminine side, then by all means explore your Inner or Outer Queen. But if you prize your manliness, do everyone a favor and resign yourself to being Prince or Consort or, if you really must, King.
Q. I didn’t like one of the books you recommended.
First, that isn’t a question. Second, tough noogies. We liked it and honestly thought any right-thinking woman would get a kick out of it too. Perhaps you’d prefer something by Dan Brown or JK Rowling. Everyone else seems to like them.